CRAZY WORLD: Festival Sperm
- Posted on March 12, 2008 4:35 PM
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Just how badly do you want to go to your favourite festival? Would you spank the musical monkey for a place on the grass at V Fest or flog the not-so-proverbial-log for a spot in the sun at T in the Park? Or would you even go so far as to sprain your wrist in aid of securing a Rock Am Ring ticket?
Obviously, desperation knows no boundaries and for the more daring (and free-thinking) men out there, there's a way to secure festival tickets for free. You will however, be required to spill some bodily fluid.
We could pun our way right through this announcement but we'll spare you the torment and spill the "ahem" beans. To cut a sticky story short, sperm donors are being offered free tickets to any music festival in Europe.
Donors in Europe receive tickets to any festival of their choice. This will contribute to Ireland’s sperm reserves which are said to be on the decrease. Donations are down by 40% over the last four years.
The Sperm For Tickets initiative uses special donation containers and a fast courier network to deliver the goods via mail. Anyone in Europe can request a donation pack, indicating which European festival they wish to attend via Spermfortickets.com.
Great. Ireland gets more people and the females can rest assured that a majority of the men attending Europe's best festivals are a bunch of w*******s!
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Sperm donor information.
Get your festival tickets (the normal, purchased way) here.
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